"It's a beeeauuuuuuuuutiful house!" Exclamation point. Greek people have a greater tendancy to exaggerate things beyond my comprehension. In particular, exaggeration of vowels is most pronounced... both in terms of elongation and enthusiasm. I think it's actually pretty close to what the Japanese language possess... just missing the Greek enthusiasm.
Just imagine. "Moooooooo chooooo sugokaaaaaatta! Kandooooooooooo shiiiiiita!"
The Japanese language can use some character sometimes, as it's greatly
wordplay and stationary talk. If a Greek were to talk Japanese... my gosh,
I would love to observe the tremendous spectacle by way of vowel
pronunciation with a Greek accent. It just might be a Mediterranean thing,
as Italians would be great candidates to make the Japanese really
interesting. You know what I think? The Japanese language lacks body
language. Outside the "genki" cynicism coupled with structured Japanese,
Japanese -- in every way possible -- needs some animation. I would kill to
see a Japanese businessman break out in Japanese ebonyx
For certain, this really was the highlight of my day.
It all happened when I was reading Murakami in the cafe. (I guess I'm back
to my basics) Some whatever classical music echoing in the background...
tweaking the speakers at high frequency. Certainly, the speakers are
getting their milage. "Berkeley Espresso", a place right around the corner
from me... a place I frequent when I need company. My pals hang by on
their way home... figuring I'd be there if not home. I guess I'm pretty
damn predictable these days. But becoming incompetent to digest any
chemical vices no longer -- coffee and alcohol -- I've resorted to tea and
occasional pastries. Get this though...
I've been trying every flavor of this "???? Republic" brand of tea for
quite a while now... andthey put pretty curious names for flavor. Ginger
peach, Earl Greyer, and my favorite -- Tea of Inquiry. On the side, was a
reference alluding to green tea... and in an instant, I pulled out the oval
tea bag and immersed it in the boiling water.... watching it sink slowly to
the bottom. The "TEA OF INQUIRY", turned out to be nothing more than
Genmai cha, with a sharp snobbish elitst flavor to justify its classy tin
can of a design. The tin can, I must add... is a schnazy bit of character
reminescent of a J. Crew catalouge... indicating "yuppie culture" in full
bloom. Feels very San Francisco -- though I'm in Berkeley. Bekreley is
the antithesis of high urban culture and needless to say... yuppie-dom.
Why I patronize this tea is a behavioral mystery of its own, but there's
almost two dozen flavors in both caffinated and decaffinated form... FYI,
my flavor today was Vanilla Almond tea. Wasn't as exciting as my previous
flavors, but I think I'll entertain the thought of being "fit" and the
target customer of this brand for a little while. Dressed up really
schnazzy and shibui with a pony tail. Basically a middle-aged man with a
leather coat, leather gloves, driving a vintage convertible whose underging
male menopause. I think that's what it boils down to. Regardless, "tea of
inquiry" was really something to get excited about. I think I'll try a new
flavor tommorow. :)
Oh! The connection to the Greek. I almost forgot. It's almost not as
important... because this Greek woman standing behind me in line started
talking to me in some "oriental" language. At first, it was an annoying
attempt... I thought... to get clever on me at this very PC place called
Berkeley. There liberalism once enjoyed is certainly a concept enthralled
aeons ago. Anyhow, this FOB Greek person -- in countenace to the oriental
bias I preceived -- was going off on vowels, and was trying to make
communication in what seemed to be anything BUT English. I don't know how
she made her way to the United States, but speaking a mixture of Asian
languages surely didn't aid coherent communication. I heard "Ni-how" and
"Kam san nida" somewhere between "oyasuminasai" in a string of words which
was presumed to be a sentence. Ok. I may be stretching it a bit... but I
figure you get the general idea. The Vowel elongation alone was to
everyone's amusement, and it turned out that she wanted to order a Greek
salad or something.
I think she gave up on the whole situation, and pointed to the board rather
blindly and decided to take what she can. Wacky. Nonetheless, we sat down
for a shortwhile trying to make some kind of communication. She was
obviously interested in Berkeley of some sort... as that was the only
English I could make out. So the infectious vowel disease took over me
really quickly as I sipped on my Vanilla Almond Tea. The "conversation"
went nowhere... as she started drawing a picture of a house. Picture
communication. I did something like this in China with kanji ... but this
was far more bizzare. First, I had no idea why she was drawing pictures,
and I couldn't figure out why the flowers in her garden were larger than
the door. The flowers -- I presume were daisies -- were half as large as
the house, and there were no apparent signifiers which really distinguished
this house other than the flowers. I guess a house with lots of daisies
are pretty rare in Berkeley... but with a campus population topping 30,000
-- the neighboring area is a landmine of possibilities. I ended up
throwing up my arms and apologizing. She disappeared soon after. Wacky
for sure... but it's something all over a cup of tea. :)
Mooooooo tsukarata.
oyasumi
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